I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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