so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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