I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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