Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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