i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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