there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Mom said you looked used
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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