so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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