Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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