when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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