Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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