my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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