you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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