That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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