Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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