i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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