I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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