when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
why is half of my head shaved?
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