Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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