do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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