what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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