he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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