that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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