Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I see more hoeing in ur future
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