when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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