dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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