Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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