What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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