uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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