hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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