in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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