I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
