member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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