I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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