and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
