there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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