Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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