I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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