I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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