so explain again why im purple
no
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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