hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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