me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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