That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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