There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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