so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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