Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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