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(785): View more from Kansas

whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick

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(360): View more from Washington

kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.

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(281): View more from Texas

His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled

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(925): View more from California

I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.

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(586): View more from Michigan

All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday

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