lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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