We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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