I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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