so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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