Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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