And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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